What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 09:32

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
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Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.